Dr. Mr. Shirt,
I'm addressing this letter to you, Mr. Shirt -- may I call you Red? -- in the hope you'll share its message with your friends. Folks like French Fries. Red Devil. Mobushwacker. Dr. Mustache.
Or, as I like to refer to you, the League of Extraordinarily Ignorant Commenters.
Sorry, but with nom de plumes like those, you're surely used to a little teasing. I mean, those names aren't on your driver's licenses are they? Or, lacking those, your non-driver-stamped state...
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